***Being a solid day over the deadline because of the improtu
Glitchy Itchy Glit Glit Glitch It dance performance
that my 3 year old Gateway tech-baby decided to put on last night, I produced and re-produced this
piece of crap blog 4 times.
If you find that the fourth time not quite as charming as the third, let's be fast friends and purchase an Apple I-Pad together.
Those adorable, little suckers will never claim supremecy over the continuous array of colorful spiral notebooks that I carry with me
but they sure look a lot easier to throw at the wall when the inevitable Glitch It dance occurs.
Enjoy that which is crap.
This is not hip.
Does urbanization, or the city itself, play an essential role in the creation of "hip?"
YES
"The neighborhood drew a combustive mix of hoboes and Wobbles, Harvard idealists; Freudians and Jungians; anarchists and tourists; office women and grifters; society types and penniless artists; open gays and lesbians.
The Wierd people from towns too small to accomodate the weird migrated to the Village." (Leland 68)
Mr. John Leland speaks of "urban anonymity" that I believe is a major appeal to the rural residents in America.
Las Vegas uses this idea as their main marketing pitch,"What happens here, stays here." and now,
"Be anyone."
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You can print out personalized business cards, a certificate of achievement, and a length character guide! I tried it out and this is what was produced...
"Hi, My name is Lolita and I'm a hip hop producer from Iceland. I'm building an empire on beats and brains.
Lyric Tip: Nothing rhymes with orange."
Can hipness begin outside of an urban setting, in the suburbs or rural areas of America?
YES
Possibly you and all others who frequent
"The People of Walmart"
website voted this picture number two
in the "top rated" category.
April 23rd, 2010
On a scale of 1 to 10, where do you think his level of giving a f*** what you think is? What I’m feeling right now is straight jealousy for that dude.
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